Announcing a digital agency that guarantees results or they don't get paid. seriously.
No, we haven't lost ourr marbles. And yes, we put it in writing. Read on to find out more about truly limited offer...
Dear Gym Owner,
If you'd like to flood your gym with high-quality leads,
packed classes,
and more monthly revenue than you've ever seen...
Then this might be the most exciting thing you’ll read all year.
Here’s why:
Let’s be real —
you'd have to be a half-conscious member of the walking dead not to feel your pulse spike at that promise.
Your hands are already tingling.
Your inner skeptic? Screaming
“Wait… what’s the catch?
And hey, we get it. You’ve heard bold claims before.
You’ve probably been promised the world
and delivered a digital dumpster fire.
But keep your shakers close and
your popcorn closer —
Because we’ve got the credentials, case studies, and cold, hard proof to back every word of this up.
Let’s start here:
We’ve developed a selling system unlike anything you’ve seen in gym marketing before.
And we’ve used it in dozens of facilities, niches, and offer structures —
To absolutely blow the roof off of traditional gym growth.
We've Generated $2.7 Million In New Upfront Sales.
We’ve used this exact system to:
💥 Help a strength & conditioning gym add $30K in new revenue in under 60 days
💥 Take a boutique fitness studio from struggling with retention to adding 73 high-ticket members in one quarter
💥 Create a waitlist for a local gym’s 6-week challenge—twice
💥 Build a complete marketing ecosystem that generated 4X their monthly leads while cutting ad spend by 40%
We’ve helped gyms grow from:
🚫 Random posts and “boosted” ads that didn’t convert
➡️ To scalable campaigns that spit out new leads, sales, and show-ups like clockwork
The truth is—
our system works in nearly every local service industry…
But it slaps hardest
in the fitness space.
Because gym owners like you have something special:
🔥 A high-impact offer
🔥 An in-person, relationship-driven experience
🔥 And a mission to change lives
When paired with the right system?
It’s a recipe for scaling that actually sticks and...
Generates a torrential downpour of customers
that flood your business!
And now, we’re making an offer that no sane gym owner should refuse:
Let us beat your current ad campaigns—on our own dime.
If you’re running Google or Facebook ads right now, we’ll:
✅ Rewrite your ads
✅ Launch our own version
✅ Test it against yours
✅ And charge you nothing upfront
If we don’t beat your current campaign?
You owe us zero. Zilch. Nada.
✅ No set-up fees
✅ No copywriting fees
✅ No design fees
✅ No “we spent 6 hours in a strategy session” fees
✅ No pixel voodoo fees
✅ Not even a courtesy Venmo
If we DO beat your campaign (and chances are, we will)...
You still won’t be out of pocket—
Because our fee comes from the extra revenue we help you make.
It’s 100% risk-free.
Why do we do this?
Because if you’re like most gym owners, you’ve tried a bunch of stuff:
– SEO
– Boosting posts
– Some shady “ads guy” your friend recommended
– That one $37 course that promised a 6-figure pipeline in 6 days...
And what do you have to show for it?
Just getting...
ripped off by filthy
marketing scum bags!
Who sold you the world, and at best, delivered the moon.
Exactly.
You’ve been lied to.
Ghosted.
Overcharged.
Underdelivered.
By some oat milk sipping “growth hacker”
who promised you leads
and gave you screenshots of “impressions” instead.
You know the type.
Standing in front of a whiteboard, talking about brand equity and virality...
...while your gym is bleeding cash.
It makes our blood boil.
Because we used to be you.
So instead of trying to convince you we’re different,
We’ll risk our own money to SHOW you we’re different.
Because in our opinion?
Digital marketing is 80% confusion, 20% commission—
and 100% trash without real sales.
And in todays world gym owners approach their marketing like...
Drawing a map across a live minefield blindfolded!
That’s what it feels like...
...when you try to grow your gym-
using duct-taped tactics, guesswork, and YouTube hacks.
And most agencies don’t help.
They use the same cookie-cutter playbook from 2015...
...charge you thousands,
and walk away when it doesn’t work.
Not us.
We’re the only agency confident enough to guarantee results or not get paid.
We’ve been doing this since 2015—
before TikTok was a thing
and “DM for coaching” became a business model.
Our clients win because our system isn’t based on hope—it’s built on data.
We’ve spent over $1 million in ads, in this industry alone...
tested in all the niches,
and generated millions in NEW revenue for our clients.
And we’ll do the same for your gym
—risk-free.
PRoof!
Look,
we could fill this entire page with wall-to-wall client wins.
But here’s a quick taste of what Gym Pulse has done for real gym owners like you:
✅ Turned a 3-class-a-day CrossFit box into a 6-figure membership machine with 2 waitlisted programs
✅ Helped a struggling personal training studio add 48 clients in 6 weeks using one irresistible ad
✅ Took a brand-new facility from $0 to $22,000/month in 90 days
✅ Revived a nearly-dead challenge offer and scaled it to 3X ROI in under 21 days
It's stories like these that (almost) make our eyes sweat.
We’ve been behind the curtain with dozens of fitness businesses—
And we’ve never once used a generic, copy-paste funnel.
Why?
Because we treat each gym like it’sour own.
If we can’t back up our strategy with data, ROI, and conversions—we don’t do it.
So yeah… we’re a little obsessed with your results.
(Our CPA has mixed feelings about it, but we sleep great.)
Okay, enough of that...
Let me answer the question that's been burning a hole in your head...
How the hell can we guarantee results?
Simple:
We engineered a system designed to SELL—period.
Most agencies know the “tech stuff.”
Tags. Pixels. CRMs. Hashtag strategy. 🤓
What they don’t know?
Sales psychology.
Buyer behavior.
Persuasion.
That’s what makes our method different.
We built the PULSE system
to do one thing:
Get the right person to take the right action—right now.
We combine:
💥 Human behavior + conversion strategy
💥 Scroll-stopping copy
💥 Campaign structure that filters tire-kickers from buyers
💥 Automations that nurture and convert without manual follow-up
Our goal isn’t vanity metrics.
It’s clients. Members. Revenue.
You know—
the stuff you can deposit.
And if we don’t generate better results than what you’ve already got running?
You don’t pay us a single cent.
No “gotchas.”
No “we tried our best."
Just results—or we don’t eat.
No...
'Magic pixie dust' sprinkled on 'crossed fingers' with a dash of 'hope and pray for the best'
That might work for TikTok influencers.
But not for gym owners with rent, payroll, and a 5:00 AM class on the schedule.
If you’re serious about growing, you don’t need fairy dust.
You need a system.
A system that’s been tested across:
✅ Group fitness
✅ Strength and conditioning
✅ Personal training
✅ High-ticket transformation offers
✅ Recurring memberships
We’ve cracked the code on:
🚀 Landing page tweaks that boost conversions by up to 400%
🚀 Ad copy that grabs attention and drives real action
🚀 Strategies to bring in higher-quality leads for less money
🚀 Methods to increase booking rates and cut no-shows
🚀 Traffic systems that feed your gym even when you’re sleeping
And here’s the kicker:
You don’t need to change your gym.
You just need to fix your front-end system.
We’ll build it.
We’ll run it.
We’ll prove it works.
And if it doesn’t?
Well… then you just got a free campaign from the best gym growth team on the planet.
Increase the pulling power of almost any ad by up to 900%!
Let’s be clear: we’re not guessing here.
We’ve spent over $1 million in ad testing,
funnel building,
and landing page experiments
across hundreds of gyms and service businesses.
And through that, we’ve discovered
wildly effective tweaks...
....most agencies don’t even know exist.
✅ A headline swap that boosted opt-ins by 650%
✅ A simple design adjustment that cut CPL in half
✅ A hidden bidding strategy that made Google give us their best traffic
✅ A sequence that pulls in prospects only when they’re ready, willing, and able to buy
✅ A micro-change in follow-up that turned a cold list into 11 paying members in one week
Want more?
We found ways to:
👉 Eliminate tire-kickers from your sales calls
👉 Increase booked appointments from cold leads
👉 Boost ROI without touching your sales process
👉 Uncover hidden “starving crowds” in your area most gyms miss entirely
All by applying this 'selling system'
So yeah—when we say we can beat your best campaign?
We mean it.
we can beat any agency, marketer or traffic expert on planet earth or you won't pay us a single cent!
Feeling a little excited?
Hold on, killer… not so fast.
This opportunity isn’t for everyone.
Before you even think about applying, you need to meet these 3 criteria:
1) You’re already running paid traffic (Google or Facebook preferred).
2) You’re profitable, or at least breaking even, and serious about scaling.
3) You’re ready to let go of creative control and let our experts do what they do best.
Let us be blunt:
We don’t care what your buddy thinks of our ad design
We don’t need your cousin’s opinion on our landing page copy.
This isn’t a committee.
We’re offering to risk our own money to beat your campaigns—
so we need the reins.
Oh—and if your business model is shady, scammy, or sketchy?
This ain’t for you. We grow gyms with integrity.
Not crypto Ponzi schemes.
Still with us? Cool.
Here’s what happens next…
P.S. Oh, well, hello there...need some more convincing huh?
Ok listen up chicken nugget,
you could continue to work your ass off,
round the clock,
dealing with all this stess, hassle and uncertainty...
Of constantly worrying about where your next client will come from...
Pulling your hair out and dealing with the never-ending shit storm of lying ad agencies,
rising ad costs,
unreliable staff members,
poor conversion rates,
and an income thats a feast one month and a famine the next.
Or you could click the link below,
book a call in with my team
and explore how to rapidly
and radically grow the sales of your company in the next 6 months.
Risk-free!
But a word of warning, when you pray for the rain...
...you have to deal with the mud.
So you better have the infrastructure in your business to SCALE!
No, "oh can we pause the ads for a week".
Time to put your grown-up pants on, and SCALE.
Speak soon.
The TL;DR Version:
We'll build a campaign to beat your best ads for you -
and if we dont beat them we don't get paid.
But act now before there's a waiting list, and a strict dress code...
because we're only taking on 5 new clients per month with this offer.
I guess what we're trying to say is that you should hit the damn button
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